So, in what doesn’t really qualify as news, but more just disturbing truth – the often arrested, coked out, and annoying Lindsay Lohan is back in the news. This time (at least for the moment), it’s not for some type of abuse, arrest, or horrible movie. No, this time it’s about her naked, freckled, anorexic body.
That’s right, the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover is out there. It’s alive and well. It’s real, and it’s happening. So, for those of you 14-year old (or47-year old) Lohan internet stalkers, today is a day for festive celebration.
For the rest of us, it’s a day where one of our worst fears has come to fruition.
If you’re a freak, here’s the cover heard round the world. Don’t worry, we’re not linking to any of Lohan’s pictures. And no, we’re not bothering to see if those have been uncovered, either. We just think it’s hilarious that Lohan’s name is hot. Or that there are actually people out there that think Lohan herself is hot. Or that the people at Playboy thought she was hot AND thought people who read/look at/buy Playboy think Lohan is hot.
I mean, we’ve from Marilyn Monroe to Carmen Electra to…this. God help us all.