Kepler-22b The New Planet

Yesterday NASA confirmed the discovery of the first planet outside of our solar system that has a “habitable zone”. Basically, they found another planet that human beings can live on.  Yes, that one that they’ve been telling us might be there, it’s real?  Maybe I’m a nerd, but my mind is blown at the possibilities.

Imagine another planet that actually has oil left, where we could drill and start shipping it back here?  One where there’s a fresh unpolluted atmosphere.  This planet now is there, so many many miles away from ours.  Maybe there’s people there?  Maybe there hostile?

Wouldn’t it be a super fantastic site to send off a bunch of stuff you hate into outer space?

So I figured it is such a great fantasy that I’d make a list of all of the people or things I’d like to send there today:

• The concept of Global Warming – We’ll push that to Kepler-22B
• Crest with Scope
• Kim Kardashian
• Dasani Water
• Charlie Sheen
• Baseball
• Ashton Kutcher
• Burnt Popcorn
• Lindsay Lohan
• Mexico
• Piers Morgan
• Non-Crispy Bacon
• Kris Jenner
• Guys With White Sunglasses
• Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
• Middle back seat of small cars
• Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
• Ritalin for Young Boys
• Donald Trump
• Raiders Fans
• Brett Ratner
• Speed Bumps
• The guy who  writes 1000 Tiny Things I Hate

Bye Bye.  On 2nd thought, maybe I’d just go there and start my own world.  Probably not, what’s an intergalactic shuttle run these days?