Kepler-22b The New Planet
Yesterday NASA confirmed the discovery of the first planet outside of our solar system that has a “habitable zone”. Basically, they found another planet that human beings can live on. Yes, that one that they’ve been telling us might be there, it’s real? Maybe I’m a nerd, but my mind is blown at the possibilities.
Imagine another planet that actually has oil left, where we could drill and start shipping it back here? One where there’s a fresh unpolluted atmosphere. This planet now is there, so many many miles away from ours. Maybe there’s people there? Maybe there hostile?
Wouldn’t it be a super fantastic site to send off a bunch of stuff you hate into outer space?
So I figured it is such a great fantasy that I’d make a list of all of the people or things I’d like to send there today:
- The concept of Global Warming – We’ll push that to Kepler-22B
- Crest with Scope
- Kim Kardashian
- Dasani Water
- Charlie Sheen
- Baseball
- Ashton Kutcher
- Burnt Popcorn
- Lindsay Lohan
- Mexico
- Piers Morgan
- Non-Crispy Bacon
- Kris Jenner
- Guys With White Sunglasses
- Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
- Middle back seat of small cars
- Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
- Ritalin for Young Boys
- Donald Trump
- Raiders Fans
- Brett Ratner
- Speed Bumps
- The guy who writes 1000 Tiny Things I Hate
Bye Bye. On 2nd thought, maybe I’d just go there and start my own world. Probably not, what’s an intergalactic shuttle run these days?
