Hey ladies, good to be speaking at you. Ha, oh geez, is it speaking at you or to you? Lord knows it’s not speaking with you. Not yet, anyways.
I’m sorry, I’m just a little flustered, trying to “sell myself” over the internet. I’m just a little shaken from my past experiences, as it hasn’t worked out quite as I’d hoped. You see, mail-ordered brides just don’t adhere to the rules, and then things can get a little ugly. But we can talk more about skeletons in the closet and my past relationship issues on our first date. Back at my house. In my basement.
But I’m getting off topic. You came here to learn more about me, right? Well, darnit, you shall! » Read more: Personal Ad #13996: Jeremy Schleck