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The New Planet | The Frozen Planet Kepler-22b & Who’s On it?

December 6th, 2011
Kepler-22b The New Planet

Kepler-22b The New Planet

Yesterday NASA confirmed the discovery of the first planet outside of our solar system that has a “habitable zone”. Basically, they found another planet that human beings can live on.  Yes, that one that they’ve been telling us might be there, it’s real?  Maybe I’m a nerd, but my mind is blown at the possibilities.

Imagine another planet that actually has oil left, where we could drill and start shipping it back here?  One where there’s a fresh unpolluted atmosphere.  This planet now is there, so many many miles away from ours.  Maybe there’s people there?  Maybe there hostile?

Wouldn’t it be a super fantastic site to send off a bunch of stuff you hate into outer space?

 

So I figured it is such a great fantasy that I’d make a list of all of the people or things I’d like to send there today:

  • The concept of Global Warming – We’ll push that to Kepler-22B
  • Crest with Scope
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Dasani Water
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Baseball
  • Ashton Kutcher
  • Burnt Popcorn
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Mexico
  • Piers Morgan
  • Non-Crispy Bacon
  • Kris Jenner
  • Guys With White Sunglasses
  • Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
  • Middle back seat of small cars
  • Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
  • Ritalin for Young Boys
  • Donald Trump
  • Raiders Fans
  • Brett Ratner
  • Speed Bumps
  • The guy who  writes 1000 Tiny Things I Hate

 

Bye Bye.  On 2nd thought, maybe I’d just go there and start my own world.  Probably not, what’s an intergalactic shuttle run these days?

 

Tea Party Says, “Don’t Spill the Tea” | Classroom Boxing

July 29th, 2011

I was looking for humorous clips about congressmen, politicians, or activists (double points if it has to do with the tea party movement because that’s hot traffic right now) and I found this:

Where’s the teacher?  Notice the large can of tea sitting on the desk.  I think if the fight would have went real the little guy would have one.  The boy in the yellow shirt seems a tad submissive.  I think they should do another round (rules are they both have to hold a can of tea, first one who drops it loses, head shots allowed)  They could call it the tea party.

 

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Smoking Crack, The New American Pass-Time?

July 29th, 2011

Somewhere in Milwaukee,WI

Most people spend time with their families over the holiday weekend, however Mike Lawery of Milwaukee, WI was willing to give us an interview of his weekend on this year’s visit to the hood.

We met Mike at an undisclosed house in downtown Brew City.  The 42 year-old man was having an Easter egg hunt of his own looking through the carpet of the crack-house for one last morsel.  He consented to grant us full interview rights for $5.

Interview with the crack-head:

Mike: “Ahhh man,. so what.  You wanna ask me?”

Smoking Crack, The New American Pass-Time?

LGO: “Not much, you’re a crack-head”

There it is, you’re reading an article about crack-heads now, look at yourself.  The truth is that it’s a real problem to find the good stuff.  Let’s stay up for 3 days straight, working on my car, pacing the living room, and saying “ssssh, quiet”  Great times, this writer just doesn’t see them.

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Flooding Music | If it keeps on Raining!!

May 13th, 2011

When you’re viewing news of the floods, this is the track to listen to. There’s nothing funny about it, keep your heads up.

Responsibility | Response to Hate Male

May 13th, 2011
Drink to Us

Drink to Us

Responsibility.  Why are we taking this?  Your quiet desperation thunders inside while you wish you’ve had more courage in the past.  You most likely blame this on someone and we hope it’s not the person you know you can be, but just,…

Business guru Brian Tracy says, “The difference between winners and losers is that losers do what they want to when they want to do it.  Winners do what the have to no matter if they want to or not.

CHANGE – (not Mr O’s change, but change itself)

Don’t Force Yourself into something you don’t want to do, but agree with yourself that sometimes change is a good thing.  Think about what you can change.  Inspire yourself and focus on the truth.  You’ll feel better knowing that you’re not alone in your quest to become great.  Some people don’t realize how valuable they are.

Buy LGO a BEER if you care (every time someone buys us a beer, we write another post)

Don’t Pass This Around Because We Don’t Own These Pictures.

December 23rd, 2010
Always Classy

This one speaks for itself, who is this guy? I bet he's interesting.

So, you’ve already looked at the picture on the left before reading this because images are more efficient than text.  What I’m getting at is that this post is simply a random collection of really bad tattoos rom a Google Images search.

I wanted to cheer myself up, and looking at other people’s mistakes seems to always work.  You know it’s not right, but it’s the truth.  I’ve included my personal comments in the photos as you can see.  Be sure to send a link to this post to your entire office email list or all of your online friends. » Read more: Don’t Pass This Around Because We Don’t Own These Pictures.

Fail Clone Post Number 2 | Knee | Updated

November 23rd, 2010

I just had to post this on here,.   This guys form is terrible and he shouldn’t have been in this sport in the first place.  Please send the hate mail.

It seems that this is a popular injury and I don’t know why this makes me laugh, it just does. » Read more: Fail Clone Post Number 2 | Knee | Updated

Sites We Like: The Chuck Norris Facts

September 29th, 2010

Yes,. We are Chuck Norris Fans here at LGO, and we thought it would be a service to our readers to draw attention to at site that has a listing of slick one lines that proclaim Mr Norris’s greatness.

We’ve borrowed some of the good ones from www.thechucknorrisfacts.com and we encourage you to visit their site to see more,.

If you want even more content on Chuck Norris you may want to search our site.

btw, Gayness Rating: 0

Enjoy… » Read more: Sites We Like: The Chuck Norris Facts

Laughing Gas Comedy Improv – Gaynisial Rating

September 6th, 2010
Laughing Gas Improve

It's All About The F$#$# Cape, WTF!

No, Laughing Gas Online is not the same group as Laughing Gas Comedy Improv.

Hopefully if you’ve  searched for this Miami, FL group on our site you’ll find this article telling you that we are not them.

We’ll even take the next step and direct you to the correct site:

(go there now!  Unless you care what we think about them or other stuff)

http://www.laughinggasimprov.com/ » Read more: Laughing Gas Comedy Improv – Gaynisial Rating

LGO Deeper Thoughts | Drag Racing

August 19th, 2010

The first thing that should come to mind when you hear the words drag racing should be cars and not a bunch of guys wearing dresses bent over a starting line.  We’ve all wanted to race, and we’ve all felt the thrill of going fast.  Some Wal-Mart customers find this high on their life’s priority list, even having the greatly missed “3′s” commemorative plates,. and that’s them.

Below is a video of a Ferrari vs. a Smart Car  I want you to watch this so you “get” the pretense.

That Was Fun!!  ( [in the voice of Borat] “Not”) » Read more: LGO Deeper Thoughts | Drag Racing