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The New Planet | The Frozen Planet Kepler-22b & Who’s On it?

December 6th, 2011
Kepler-22b The New Planet

Kepler-22b The New Planet

Yesterday NASA confirmed the discovery of the first planet outside of our solar system that has a “habitable zone”. Basically, they found another planet that human beings can live on.  Yes, that one that they’ve been telling us might be there, it’s real?  Maybe I’m a nerd, but my mind is blown at the possibilities.

Imagine another planet that actually has oil left, where we could drill and start shipping it back here?  One where there’s a fresh unpolluted atmosphere.  This planet now is there, so many many miles away from ours.  Maybe there’s people there?  Maybe there hostile?

Wouldn’t it be a super fantastic site to send off a bunch of stuff you hate into outer space?

 

So I figured it is such a great fantasy that I’d make a list of all of the people or things I’d like to send there today:

  • The concept of Global Warming – We’ll push that to Kepler-22B
  • Crest with Scope
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Dasani Water
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Baseball
  • Ashton Kutcher
  • Burnt Popcorn
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Mexico
  • Piers Morgan
  • Non-Crispy Bacon
  • Kris Jenner
  • Guys With White Sunglasses
  • Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
  • Middle back seat of small cars
  • Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
  • Ritalin for Young Boys
  • Donald Trump
  • Raiders Fans
  • Brett Ratner
  • Speed Bumps
  • The guy who  writes 1000 Tiny Things I Hate

 

Bye Bye.  On 2nd thought, maybe I’d just go there and start my own world.  Probably not, what’s an intergalactic shuttle run these days?

 

Charlie Sheen’s “Winning Recipes”

April 6th, 2011
Winning Recipes

Sheen keeps on winning with this awesome video.

All the haters had a field day at Charlie Sheen’s expense after his opening show for his tour went sour, but we weren’t so quick to judge. However, that doesn’t mean we weren’t absolutely elated to see this bounce-back performance by Sheen, originally released on FunnyOrDie.com.

After watching this, we dare you to not bow down and kiss the feet of all things that make up the great Charlie Sheen. In the words of the great one, this clips is “Winning”. Literally, it’s Winning..Recipes. Enjoy: » Read more: Charlie Sheen’s “Winning Recipes”