X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger is a Gigantic Douche

December 9th, 2011 by Rocky Toledo Leave a reply »

Scherzinger blew it this time, America.

Before I address the title, I’ll give it to you straight – little, teeny, tiny, cutie singer Rachel Crow battled with Usher-wannabe Marcus Canty in last night’s X-Factor “results” show, and it was rough. In a good way, actually, as both singers performed extremely well in their “sing-off”.

However, anyone with a sane mind or any knowledge of musical talent had to admit that Canty was solid, but Crow was just damn amazing. The girl is 13 and she destroyed her song, while Canty continued to get by on his sometimes forced emotion and average vocals.

After Canty coach L.A. picked his boy and Simon Cowell picked his girl (Crow), it came down to Paula Abdul and the douche at hand, Nicole Scherzinger. Being of sound mind when it comes to music (and only music), Abdul made the terrific choice in picking Crow to stay and Canty to be the one to go home. Then the douche chimed in.

Nicole Scherzinger (think Pussycat Dolls, because that’s all you’ll know her from) had to ruin it all. She was a complete, utter mess, and she was the final deciding factor for last night’s show. This is a damn judge¬†who is getting paid to be a damn judge. And she couldn’t make a decision. And not only could she not make a decision, but she looked completely unprofessional in doing so (or not doing so?), as she confessed she didn’t want to be the one to make the decision, and willingly forced a “deadlock” which put the final vote back to the fans who voted off of Wednesday’s show.

Ultimately, Rachel Crow was the one with the least amount of votes from Wednesday’s show, and she went home. If you want video of the spectacle, go here. But the real story is how awful of a judge Scherzinger is and has been just in general. But this time, she took being a douche on national television to new heights.

And then she proceeded to cry after getting on stage, with the 13-year old Crow consoling her. Queen douche.


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