Archive for October, 2010

Bill O’Reilly, You Dick

October 14th, 2010

We don’t have anything in particular to say about this, but Bill O’Reilly made the news for all the wrong reasons, as he took a stab at Muslims on the set of The View, and it was apparently bad enough to have Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar leave the set.

You can check out the video below, but regardless of your opinion on the matter, we’re backing O’Reilly. We wouldn’t want to sit next to Joy Behar, either.

Listen to him. Because you’ll learn. This beautiful display of “extremism” brings us back. Like, way back. Okay, not that far back. But it brings this writer back to this: » Read more: Bill O’Reilly, You Dick

Personal Ad #13996: Jeremy Schleck

October 13th, 2010
Laughing Gas Online

I want you to hold my sweaty, clammy hand.

Hey ladies, good to be speaking at you. Ha, oh geez, is it speaking at you or to you? Lord knows it’s not speaking with you. Not yet, anyways.

I’m sorry, I’m just a little flustered, trying to “sell myself” over the internet. I’m just a little shaken from my past experiences, as it hasn’t worked out quite as I’d hoped. You see, mail-ordered brides just don’t adhere to the rules, and then things can get a little ugly. But we can talk more about skeletons in the closet and my past relationship issues on our first date. Back at my house. In my basement.

But I’m getting off topic. You came here to learn more about me, right? Well, darnit, you shall! » Read more: Personal Ad #13996: Jeremy Schleck