Mr. Ryan Seacrest | Worthless, But Still Makes Money
It’s official, everyone is taller than Ryan Seacrest.
Let’s start out by saying that I’m not exactly familiar with who Ryan Seacrest really is. I know I’ve seen him in the past on TV
Ryan and I are not friends, I don’t know his friends, and to get to the point I don’t see how anyone would.
Other than the mindless programs that he’s hosted that have somehow captured the hearts and minds of America,. How is this guy popular,. why did he make it?
Why is this guy worthy of well paying mainstream positions that he’s nailed down? If his charisma was a color it would be institutional beige, just like his commercialized soul.
I really don’t want to use that three letter word that describes guys who really like other guys,. and Ryan Seacrest all at the same time.
(Apparently LGO has been ranking fairly well for Google searches with the world “gay” or “gayness” it in. I’m not sure why that’s so funny as I’m trying to write bullshit about some poor famous guy who’s popularity ultimately frustrates me. It frustrates me to the point of writing this post that less people will read than Ryan has shaken hands with. However, one could argue that Ryan really deserves to be featured on this most unknown blog because that’s what he’s all about. So back to the point,. )
Ryan himself lets on like a man who actually thinks he’s funny. That’s why you get this awkward feeling when he laughs. It’s not that you didn’t get the joke, it’s that Ryan wasn’t funny.
Besides his humor not being valued by this writer, I don’t think his wack opinions are valid either. You’re there to host the show,. they already have three judges and we don’t need your input as well.
Fans tune into the show not because of Ryan Seacrest, but in spite of him being there. The magic that was “American Idol” is gone, and it doesn’t matter,. Not the crazy amount of cash they pay Ryan,.. or even getting new judges,.. American Idol has just lost it’s soul. Naturally, we can point the finger directly at Ryan Seacrest.
At a minimum, American Idol should just take a break for a few years. Some software engineer should just build “American Idol” the high audio quality youtube, digg, super application site. The one where the rest of the world tells you that you can’t really sing and then you get transferred to chat roulette to gaze at foreskins forever.
It’s like owning a blind, three legged, no teeth having dog. Watching it wander around the house bumping into crap. Drinking your coffee while it’s sniffing around in your backyard only to drop a sloppy landmine you’ll only have to go pick up latter. Let’s get together and do the right thing,. on behalf of Ryan,. let’s just stop watching American Idol.
The world would simply be better. Ryan will be safe blowing his buddies at the local guys only bar and spending all of the money he really didn’t deserve. Besides,. the guy has like 100 other jobs,. how does he find this work?
Ryan Gaycrest – Gayness Rating = 1000%
Coolest guy ever – Not,. Seacrest OUT!!
