Don't be ashamed, They're only Moobs
If you have a fatty in your guy circle, chances are he has man boobs. It’s his fault. If you take in more calories than you burn in a day you’re going to gain weight. If you gain weight, you might get manboobs. Marvelous Man Boobs.Com is a fantastic display of the different types of moobs. Check’em Out!
“Disgusting and sexy at the same time, man boobs.
Sweaty salty,. maaaaannn boooobs.”
- sung in a Vegas lounge style
HOW TO DRESS LIKE BRET MICHAELS
1. Hair must be long in the back (use extensions, Bret does) *extra credit for bleach blond
2. Hair must be tied back with a bandanna. (be sure to keep it wide minimum 4″)
3. Hoop Earrings (the more the better, both ears minimum)
4. GuyLiner GuyLiner (take your girls black eyeliner and do four to eight strokes underneath your eyelid)
5. Bracelet and/or Watch (bling)
6. Tight Jeans (bleached) *extra credit for holes
7. SUPER Tight Brand Name Tee-Shirt (I actually used my wife’s tee-shirt for this picture
8. (Optional) Cowboy Boots
9. (Optional) Cowboy Hat
10. (Optional) Shiny Belt Buckle
If you can put this list together, go out and be Bret Michaels for the night. You WILL NOT regret it.
Here are some photos of me at the party.
Unskinny Bop
I'm Bret Michaels
Both Bret and I have a double chin
PS- If you send me your picture dressed up like Bret Michaels I WILL post it here on Laughing Gas Online.
