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Before I address the title, I’ll give it to you straight – little, teeny, tiny, cutie singer Rachel Crow battled with Usher-wannabe Marcus Canty in last night’s X-Factor “results” show, and it was rough. In a good way, actually, as both singers performed extremely well in their “sing-off”.
However, anyone with a sane mind or any knowledge of musical talent had to admit that Canty was solid, but Crow was just damn amazing. The girl is 13 and she destroyed her song, while Canty continued to get by on his sometimes forced emotion and average vocals.
After Canty coach L.A. picked his boy and Simon Cowell picked his girl (Crow), it came down to Paula Abdul and the douche at hand, Nicole Scherzinger. Being of sound mind when it comes to music (and only music), Abdul made the terrific choice in picking Crow to stay and Canty to be the one to go home. Then the douche chimed in.
Nicole Scherzinger (think Pussycat Dolls, because that’s all you’ll know her from) had to ruin it all. She was a complete, utter mess, and she was the final deciding factor for last night’s show. This is a damn judge who is getting paid to be a damn judge. And she couldn’t make a decision. » Read more: X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger is a Gigantic Douche
Rod Blagojevich, the former Illinois governor whose three-year fight against criminal charges became a topic for hot debate, was finally brought to justice Wednesday, when he was sentenced to 14 years in prison.
But, for what, really?
Despite his 18 “more serious” convictions, including a charge that he attempted to appoint someone to President Barack Obama’s Senate seat in exchange for monetary compensation, Ryan Staldin, CEO of MFMWHP (Men For Men With Hair Pieces), feels their is a deeper rooted issue here.
“Obviously he did some other shit, I’ll give the courts that. But this stuff is going way back, man. It’s been three years of our boy Roddy being mocked and ridiculed for some – what we believe to be – ridiculous fabrications, “Staldin said. ” But the big thing is that this honest, trustworthy guy was thrust into the national spotlight and drenched with the nation’s “hate baldy” saliva. Or whatever.” » Read more: Rod Blagojevich Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison For Bad Hair Piece
So, in what doesn’t really qualify as news, but more just disturbing truth – the often arrested, coked out, and annoying Lindsay Lohan is back in the news. This time (at least for the moment), it’s not for some type of abuse, arrest, or horrible movie. No, this time it’s about her naked, freckled, anorexic body.
That’s right, the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover is out there. It’s alive and well. It’s real, and it’s happening. So, for those of you 14-year old (or47-year old) Lohan internet stalkers, today is a day for festive celebration.
For the rest of us, it’s a day where one of our worst fears has come to fruition.
If you’re a freak, here’s the cover heard round the world. Don’t worry, we’re not linking to any of Lohan’s pictures. And no, we’re not bothering to see if those have been uncovered, either. We just think it’s hilarious that Lohan’s name is hot. Or that there are actually people out there that think Lohan herself is hot. Or that the people at Playboy thought she was hot AND thought people who read/look at/buy Playboy think Lohan is hot.
I mean, we’ve from Marilyn Monroe to Carmen Electra to…this. God help us all.
Yesterday NASA confirmed the discovery of the first planet outside of our solar system that has a “habitable zone”. Basically, they found another planet that human beings can live on. Yes, that one that they’ve been telling us might be there, it’s real? Maybe I’m a nerd, but my mind is blown at the possibilities.
Imagine another planet that actually has oil left, where we could drill and start shipping it back here? One where there’s a fresh unpolluted atmosphere. This planet now is there, so many many miles away from ours. Maybe there’s people there? Maybe there hostile?
Wouldn’t it be a super fantastic site to send off a bunch of stuff you hate into outer space?
So I figured it is such a great fantasy that I’d make a list of all of the people or things I’d like to send there today:
The concept of Global Warming – We’ll push that to Kepler-22B
In a shocking turn of events, IndyCar racing superstar Danica Patrick has shocked the beer-drinking and farming world by announcing her departure from IndyCar racing, and the decision to pass-up an opportunity to begin a full-time career with Nascar.
Instead, she’s trying her hand (or wheels) at Go-Kart racing.
When asked about her ridiculous decision, Patrick said, “You know, I’ll probably get judged negatively for leaving IndyCar racing. And I’ll probably get a lot of flak for passing up a huge opportunity in Nascar. But, hey, sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do. I just felt that racing Go-Karts would get me back to my roots. The speed of the tracks has gotten to me. I’ll be honest. And I just need to slow things down a bit. Besides, it’s much easier competition, and I get an odd satisfaction from flipping off teenagers in my rearview mirror. » Read more: Danica Patrick to Ditch Indy, Nascar and Race Go-Karts Instead
The award for the most Inaccurate Rookie Passer was awarded to Carolina Panthers’ rookie quarterback Cam Newton on Thursday night, following his amazing 6-for-19 performance in which he threw for a whopping 75 yards.
Despite the award generally being presented after the completion of the regular season, league officials called it early and decided that no other rookie passer would have a chance at catching up with Newton’s insanely untouchable inaccuracy.
While Newton’s beautiful 6-for-19 passing performance was award-worthy on it’s own, the rookie passer has managed to complete less than 50% of his passes through three preseason games, causing even the horrible free-throw shooting Shaquille O’Neal to tear up. » Read more: Cam Newton Wins Most Inaccurate Rookie Passer Award
This is just an example of what can be found on failblog.org
So we have to mention Fail Blog because it’s one of the funniest blogs online. They offer pictures and videos of the average Joe falling short, missing the mark, and just plain messing up. And that’s funny.